REDNECKS GOING TO IRAQ:
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and TEXAS boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhart
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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(Please note this is not intended to take anything away from our troops (whom I love and respect) I just found this too funny not to share.)
2 comments:
That is great!!! The Dale Earnhart thing should really speed things up.
Hey....sign me up..I'll take my Banjo and really cause some pain.
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